Delusions of Grand Fir… Boris, left: “Don’t you think it’s time we took the Christmas tree down? It’s mid-March, springtime. We should be planting things, not looking at dried-out shrubbery.” Ginger, right: “Oh, heavens no! Can’t you see that Fluffy really likes living in it? Where will he sleep without the tree?” Boris: “Fluffy is […]
Pretension and Posturing… The Old Oak Cliff Conservation League holds an annual Tour of Homes in our little neck of the woods, an event that is quite popular, with thousands of people plunking down money to analyze and criticize what other people do with their money. The attending crowd is usually an interesting mix […]
On the other side of the wall… Note: The following is an alternate take on the action in the previous post. And yes, this one is twisted. Things happened when you couldn’t leave the house during That Covid Mess… Saffrogette, left: “And then you bounce the ball and you try to grab the jacks before […]
Random Randiness… Note: During the first few crazy months of the Corona Virus Mess, I ran a series of daily posts trying to make light of the matter, despite the actual seriousness of such. (Humor in the dark, so to speak.) This is one of those entries… Babs, left: “Darling, you know we can’t get […]
Note: The following is an excerpt from one of my books-in-progress, a sordid tale of the time when a mass contingent of my family stupidly decided to go on a Carnival Cruise, wherein we were expected to behave in wholesome manner. (This was never going to happen, the wholesomeness, but still.) All you really need […]
Crusty Pie 
‘Son, I can accept you coming out as gay, I really can. But your other admission is a step too far, far too far for me and mother. How can anyone in their right mind come out as Trump supporter?’
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The shame ran deep… 😉
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You’re right. It’s not a beard, it’s a loofah.
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A loofah that could house a family of four…
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That beard…I was laughing about it before I even clicked on the link and read the piece! ROFLMAO…it looks like it could be used to scrub my cast-iron cookware!
Those glasses are a bit odd, as well – they appear to have tiny velvet ropes on them; the kind you see outside of exclusive clubs, and manned by steroid-enhanced bouncers who couldn’t cut it in the WWE…
XD
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Yes, now that you mention it, the glasses DO remind me of people standing in line for hours in hopes of the chance at useless validation. Reminds me of work as well…
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LOL!
“Work” is a four-letter word…
😉
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What’s is my favorite
Petrified Forest
Come on it doesn’t get any better
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