Tag: Barbara Stanwyck

Past Imperfect – #516

Henry: “Are you sure that we should be doing this right now? What about the other guests at the party?” Barbara: “Don’t be such a fuss. Everyone is having cocktails on the lanai. They’ll be out there for hours, guzzling gin and trying to impress each other with […]

Past Imperfect – #481

Police Officer: “M’am, I’m sorry to bother you since you seem to be so comfortable in that position, but I do have a few questions about what happened tonight.” Comfortable Lady: “I don’t mind. I’ve never been one to shy away from confrontation. Ask away.” Officer: “Well, we […]

Past Imperfect – #200

Theresa: “You could have told me that the window was open. If I had known that, I wouldn’t have slapped my lover and he wouldn’t have fallen out of it.” Barbara: “That’s your own personal issue. I have problems of my own. Like this damn skirt that is […]

Past Imperfect – #127

Gary: “Why are we touching noses? Do I even know you?” Barbara:  “I just wanted to thank you for saving me when I was trapped in that evil garbage disposal.” Gary: “Well, your screams were getting on my nerves, I had to do something.” Barbara: “I do have […]

Past Imperfect – #123

Fred had no idea if Barbara was telling the truth about that thing he was supposed to be investigating, but he was fairly certain that if she uncrossed her legs at this moment it would be quite obvious that she had little concern for undergarment propriety…