Past Imperfect – #449
Barbara Jean failed to heed her mother’s advice that if she didn’t stop doing that she would stick that way, and stick she eventually did. After that, the only job Barbara Jean could get was as a letter opener…
Past Imperfect – #448
One hundred years ago, some brave women were fighting for equality. One hundred years later, some lazy women are still joining the Republican party…
Past Imperfect – #465
These were considered appropriate Halloween costumes in the early 1900s. How can you sleep peacefully after seeing this? No wonder Sigmund Freud was in his heyday during this time. (Sometimes a cigar is just a woman exploding out of a giant mushroom whilst a forefather of Duck Dynasty […]
Past Imperfect – #447
Archivist #1: “Are you thinking what I’m thinking about this photo we just found in Eleanor Roosevelt’s private stash?” Archivist #2: “Probably not. You’re thinking that this finally proves the lesbian theories about Eleanor, because you’re a stunted straight male who instinctually assumes that women who frolic together […]
Past Imperfect – #446
Ernie: “Well, would you look at that. Those fancy Hollywood reporters are following us into the woods cuz they think we’re somethin’ special.” Addie Mae: “Sugar, they ain’t reporters. Them are dentists lookin’ for some revenue cuz Obamacare says they got to do some actual work if they […]
Past Imperfect – #445
Elizabeth cautiously ascended the stairs, knowing full well that the film critics would lacerate her performance simply because she was far prettier than most film critics…
Past Imperfect – #444
Katharine: “I can’t believe that this has happened.” Elizabeth: “That somebody let you out of your house wearing a Bea Arthur outfit?” Katharine: “No, that somebody designed a bra that makes your breasts look like that.” Elizabeth: “But I’m not even wearing a bra.” Katharine: “Oh, that’s even […]
Past Imperfect – #443
Vivien: “I see that you are sweating. Are you finally ready to admit that you want me more than anything in the world?” Marlon: “Nope, that’s not it. Some drunk guy on Bourbon Street threw his beer at me.” Vivien: “Oh, so that’s the game you’re playing. Making […]
Past Imperfect – #442
Claudette: “Excuse me, but is this the way to San Jose?”
Past Imperfect – #441
Marlon, center left: “Honey, these gentlemen would like to speak to you about our houseboy who went missing last night.” Elizabeth, center right: “Why on earth would they think I had anything to do with that?” Marlon: “Well, it’s your hair, dear. It’s obvious that it can’t be […]
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