Month: February 2015

Past Imperfect – #35

Lady on the left: “Why does my head look photo-shopped before Photo Shop was invented?” Lady in the middle: “Why does my right hand look like it belongs in a Bela Lugosi movie?” Lady on the right: “I’m sleeping with the producer, he paid the photographer to jack […]

Past Imperfect – #29

Everyone in town knew that something didn’t add up with how the Grayson Sisters had amassed their wealth, but the sisters remained tight-lipped. Their chauffeur, however, was quite ready to talk, fed up as he was with the sisters’ superior attitudes, especially the pretty but simple one who […]

Past Imperfect – #28

Suffice it to say that there was a wee bit of thematic confusion at the first annual Columbia Cuties Fashion Review, and the judging committee clearly took advantage of the complimentary champagne. (Extra recognition goes to the young lass who actually managed to find the camera…)