Lady on the left: “Why does my head look photo-shopped before Photo Shop was invented?” Lady in the middle: “Why does my right hand look like it belongs in a Bela Lugosi movie?” Lady on the right: “I’m sleeping with the producer, he paid the photographer to jack […]
They weren’t sure where they were, how they got there, or who decided to stop at the bordello for a costume change. But they were happy, and that’s all that really matters…
In the early Twentieth Century, women were not allowed to purchase lingerie without the participation of an advisory committee, with at least two members wearing annoying hats during the proceedings…
Mimsy and Thea bravely participated in one of the first Lesbian Pride Parades, hoping to raise awareness. Sadly, they chose to take their stand in New York City, and absolutely no one paid any attention to them whatsoever…
Cyd and Fred were really tired and ready to leave the dance floor, but they were frightened by the odd, menacing men in the background who didn’t know how to properly sit in a chair. And rumor had it that some poor woman had been stabbed in the […]
Upper West Side Story: There’s gonna be a rumble tonight…
Everyone in town knew that something didn’t add up with how the Grayson Sisters had amassed their wealth, but the sisters remained tight-lipped. Their chauffeur, however, was quite ready to talk, fed up as he was with the sisters’ superior attitudes, especially the pretty but simple one who […]
Suffice it to say that there was a wee bit of thematic confusion at the first annual Columbia Cuties Fashion Review, and the judging committee clearly took advantage of the complimentary champagne. (Extra recognition goes to the young lass who actually managed to find the camera…)
Any time you mix couture confusion, seven extremely questionable haircuts, and a megaphone, things are bound to get out of control…
Every once in a while, even the drag queens miss the mark a bit…
I know I’ve been a very bad boy, off doing my own thing and (mostly) ignoring WordPress. It’s been a full two weeks since I’ve posted anything here, and I’m mildly blue about such. That being the case, I thought I’d best share something extra fun (at least in my own mind) to make amends. […]
In a random moment of erratic thinking, I thought it might be fun to compare my own psychological development with a fictional TV family. Here we go… 1. Cindy At first, this little urchin seems to be a non-starter, as we have little in common on the surface. But as I pondered more (there’s always […]
Background Note: This is a post from one of my long-abandoned sites wherein I assumed the persona of a pompous therapist and answered “real” questions submitted by the readers. Dear Dr. Brian, Why do people try to put round pegs in square holes? submitted by Serena L. Sweetie, Fess up. Were you drinking when […]
Laura thought she had the perfect existence. After all, four suitors were vying for her hand in marriage. Of course, three of them were related, although it wasn’t clear if they were related to her or each other or some combination therein. (This is what happens when the same families live in the same small […]
Note: This is a piece I recently shared on Medium, “my other blogging network”… I’ve been tagged a number of times regarding this concept, gentle nudges of inspiration, and I was feeling a bit guilty about ignoring said prompts and not jumping into the fray. And so it came to be, on this otherwise uneventful […]
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