Month: July 2015

Past Imperfect – #282

It was a really swell evening at the nightclub until Humphrey apparently became distracted… Lauren: “If you’re looking for the drink menu, that’s not where it is.” Humphrey: “Well, something is there. Have you seen this?” Lauren: “Who hasn’t? Still, put your eyeballs back in, here come the […]

Past Imperfect – #281

Bernie: “Lolly, why did you get out of the car? Where are you going?” Lolly: “I’m fed up with it, Bernie. I can’t take it anymore.” Bernie: “Don’t be ridiculous. You can’t just walk away. You don’t know what’s down that road.” Lolly: “I know you’re not down […]

Past Imperfect – #280

This is what happens when artsy people overthink things whilst posing for Selfies… Poser on the Left: “Okay, I’m going to stand like this, and then you stand like you might really like me or you might think I’m a serial killer.” Poser on the Right: “Got it. […]

Past Imperfect – #279

Cherub on the Left: “What the hell is she doing?” Cherub on the Right: “By the looks of it, orgasming.” Left: “From just a spritz? We should all be so lucky. I wonder what’s in the bottle?” Right: “Whatever it is, I’m sure it doesn’t smell like her […]

Past Imperfect – #278

Professor Eugene Oregonus is a member of the tenured faculty at The University for People Who Can Actually Afford to Go Here. As such, with that “tenured” angle, just like Supreme Court justices who are worthless but somehow got the promotion, he can say whatever he wants without […]

Past Imperfect – #277

Jimmy: “I’m sorry, what did you just ask?” Maggie: “Where is your Husband Department?” Jimmy: “Are you trying to find the Men’s clothing section?” Maggie: “No, Husband. I need a new one.” Jimmy: “May I inquire as to what’s wrong with the old one?” Maggie: “He’s just not […]

Past Imperfect – #276

Meanwhile, as auditions are being held at the St. James Theater for the next Rodgers and Hammerstein smash… Richard: “I don’t know what I’m going to do with this cigarette butt when I’m done. Oh, wait, it’s 1948. I’ll just throw it on the floor like everybody else […]

Past Imperfect – #274

Marlene: “I don’t see why the director wants me to straddle this barrel in such an unseemly way.” Chorus Girl to the Right: “Well, I can see from here why he wants you to do that. He’s apparently not focused on your singing, sweetie. By the way, have […]

Past Imperfect – #273

In this unsubtle bit of staging, the lighting director helps the slower members of the audience understand who they should support in this situation. The Bad Guy is the evil man in the shadows (most prominent feature: gleaming teeth) who is clearly intent on causing dismay for people […]