Past Imperfect – #80
It was clear that Bonnie was not quite as invested in the invention of paparazzi as her friend appeared to be…
Past Imperfect – #77
This is how one turns to a life of crime and indiscretion: When your older sisters force you to wear ridiculous costumes and then torment you further by laughing uproariously, despite their inability to arrange Grandma Bennett’s heirloom china in a proper table setting. The day will come, […]
Past Imperfect – #69
It’s all fun and games until somebody breaks a heel…
Past Imperfect – #59
Hank and Joe-Bob vowed to never get into the moonshine again after they woke up and found this selfie…
Past Imperfect – #52
The casting director was mortified when she got her first peek at the onscreen chemistry of her two stars. She promptly opened a bottle of gin and then began cleaning out her office desk…
Past Imperfect – #48
The family was greatly saddened to learn that once again someone among them had not bothered to measure twice, cut once…
Past Imperfect – #44
Mabel was quite disappointed to learn that her gentleman caller was only here to spray for termites…
Past Imperfect – #43
Everyone agreed that Claudette looked quite ravishing at the benefit ball. Little did they realize that her dress was so tight that she couldn’t move, and she was still standing there three days later…
Past Imperfect – #34
They weren’t sure where they were, how they got there, or who decided to stop at the bordello for a costume change. But they were happy, and that’s all that really matters…
Past Imperfect – #22
Much to her dismay, Irene’s powerful interpretive dance about the mating habits of the Balinese Freckled Stork failed to impress her fellow passengers, and she was shunned later that evening in the First Class Dining Room…
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