Social Awkwardness

Past Imperfect – #430

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Leslie: “My dearest wish is that you understand how much I care for you. You are my pearl, my endless delight, my everything.”

Bette: “Well, I’ve got a few wishes of my own. Three of them, actually. First, somebody needs to speak to you about halitosis. It’s a quiet demon that destroys without mercy. Second, I hope you find a medical specialist who can figure out why your left hand is shockingly bigger than your right. And finally, I pray that the over-zealous amount of accessories on my bosom will not kill me before this scene ends.”

 

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