Tag: Questionable Dancing

Past Imperfect – #152

“Hi! I’m Daisy. I just had a operation and they gave me morphine. I like morphine, it’s my friend. My foot likes morphine, too. See? And this shower brush likes morphine. I don’t know where it came from, but he’s nice. Do you know where they make morphine? […]

Past Imperfect – #100

Him: “I don’t know why we’re doing this. I only went on this date so my parents would quite pestering me about the fact that I haven’t shown any interest in women since birth. I want to stay in my father’s will, naturally, because an inherited lifestyle is […]