Past Imperfect – #71
The Driving Instructor knew he was in for a challenge when Ernestine appeared in his classroom that fateful day…
Past Imperfect – #68
This fashion accessory was all the rage in the upper ranks of Parisian Society, and everyone who was anyone just had to have one or they would be shunned forever. Fifteen minutes later, someone pointed out that you couldn’t drink wine whilst wearing such a thing. The Beaky […]
Past Imperfect – #63
It was shortly after this incident when Little Sally began to search for adoption papers hidden in attic boxes…
Past Imperfect – #58
Elaine heard the siren call of the compelling ballad, and she made sure to wear the appropriate accessories in her hair, but she never made it to San Francisco…
Past Imperfect – #55
During the Christmas party at the Wee Republicans Country Club, the little urchins tried to behave themselves. But they really just wanted the old man to stop talking and start handing out the tax shelters and regulatory loopholes they had requested on their wish lists…
Past Imperfect – #26
Every once in a while, even the drag queens miss the mark a bit…
Past Imperfect – #19
Let’s just say that someone is clearly more impressed with herself about accessory choices than she really should be…
Past Imperfect – #5
Darla Mae had obviously been reading the wrong beauty magazines, but her friends just didn’t have the strength to tell her…
Past Imperfect – #3
Gertrude was a bit peeved to learn that her thigh exposure was considered more of a disgrace than the stupid bathing bonnet that her sister had slapped together using fruit salad and some glue…
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