Tag: Gary Cooper

Past Imperfect – #498

Gary: “Is that someone at the door? Are you expecting anyone?” Ann: “Of course not. I have no idea who it is. And I didn’t sleep with the vacuum cleaner salesman.” Gary: “That seems like a lot of information to share when a simple ‘no’ would have been […]

Past Imperfect – #478

Gary: “Darling, I have terrible news that I must share.” Tallulah: “You’ve been sleeping with everyone on the planet except me?” Gary: “Oh. Well, there might be a tad bit of truth to that rumor, but it’s really not why I called this meeting.” Tallulah: “You’re a serial […]

Past Imperfect – #457

Casting director at the initial movie production meeting: “So we have several actors to choose from and I’ve arranged their photos on this wall so we can-” Producer: “That one, right there. That’s gonna sell a movie. Who is he?” Casting director: “Oh, he’s a nobody, but his […]

Past Imperfect – #298

Gary: “What did you just say?” Charlton: “I said I’m gonna get top billing in this movie no matter what it takes.” Gary: “So you’re coming at me with a shovel? Holding it like that? What are you gonna do, tap me on the forehead with it? If […]

Past Imperfect – #263

Marlene: “It would be nice if you would actually pay attention when I wear a new outfit. Would it kill you to do so?” Gary: “Well, to be fair, you haven’t said a word about my fetching Legionnaire hat. I had it especially made in Morocco.” Marlene: “We’re […]

Past Imperfect – #172

Gary really did try to figure out what might have happened, but he failed to make the connection between his head wound and the gun in the hand of his sleeping companion. More importantly, the viewing audience wanted to know why he would choose to wear go-go boots […]

Past Imperfect – #127

Gary: “Why are we touching noses? Do I even know you?” Barbara:  “I just wanted to thank you for saving me when I was trapped in that evil garbage disposal.” Gary: “Well, your screams were getting on my nerves, I had to do something.” Barbara: “I do have […]