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Past Imperfect – #484

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Carole: “Darling, how thoughtful of you. I’ve always wanted my own personal callous remover. You think of everything.”

Darling: “Actually, I didn’t think of everything. I forgot to call you downstairs when it was time to open presents. Christmas was two weeks ago.”

Carole: “Really? I hadn’t noticed. I’ve been binge-watching My Name Is Earl and trying to figure out how the hell that show lasted four seasons.”

 

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