Tag: Santa

Past Imperfect – #103

It had never crossed Leslie’s mind that this selfie might attract unwarranted attention. But as she gazed lovingly at herself in the hand-crafted mirror, she noticed Mrs. Claus rushing up behind her, bellowing something about Santa delivering presents where he shouldn’t, as evidenced by the familiar North Pole […]

Past Imperfect – #55

During the Christmas party at the Wee Republicans Country Club, the little urchins tried to behave themselves. But they really just wanted the old man to stop talking and start handing out the tax shelters and regulatory loopholes they had requested on their wish lists…  

Past Imperfect – #54

Santa smiled at the sight of the little tykes having fallen asleep whilst awaiting his arrival. Then he noticed the Prissy Polly doll positioned precisely below the midpoint of the window ledge, a possible sign of cult activity, according to a brochure he had read whilst flying over […]