Tag: Life

Past Imperfect – #408

Terry paused, fully aware of which bathroom was more self-identifying, but trying to remember what state this was and whether or not there were any insipid rules created by local politicians who couldn’t care less about some of their constituents…  

Past Imperfect – #407

Olivia, left: “I’m sorry about what happened. We’ve all been in your shoes and it can be a painful and trying time. If you need anything, just let me know.” Betsy: “Well, I sure could use a place to stay.” Olivia: “A place to stay? Why on earth […]

Past Imperfect – #402

Butler: “You rang, Lady Penelope?” Penny: “Yes, Arturo. I need you to ring up Greta Garbo and then hand me the phone.” Arturo: “May I inquire into the nature of this call? I’m sure her people will have questions before simply rousing her from a private slumber and […]

Past Imperfect – #401

Gretchen, far left, whispering to Mildred, near left: “Don’t you think there’s something a bit off about this formation?” Mildred: “Whatever do you mean? We’re lined up quite nicely and that small boy over there is already running off to let everyone know that we are promenading in […]

Past Imperfect – #400

Momma: “Lucille, get away from the fireplace. We live in the projects, you don’t know what might fall out of there.” Lucille: “But Momma, it’s Christmas Eve. Santa is coming!” Momma: “Santa? Baby Girl, Santa doesn’t know where we live. We’re on welfare.” Lucille: “That’s not true. If […]

Past Imperfect – #397

Photographer: “Was there an issue with the mascara?” Model: “No, there was an issue with the cellophane. I look like an Easter basket on morphine.” Photographer: “Ah. Well, that’s just how we do business in America. We package things up real pretty and hope nobody pays any attention […]