Category: Unexpected Developments

Past Imperfect – #444

Katharine: “I can’t believe that this has happened.” Elizabeth: “That somebody let you out of your house wearing a Bea Arthur outfit?” Katharine: “No, that somebody designed a bra that makes your breasts look like that.” Elizabeth: “But I’m not even wearing a bra.” Katharine: “Oh, that’s even […]

Past Imperfect – #432

Despite having stolen money from her employer, running from the po-po, and checking into a questionable establishment where Anthony Perkins had some really serious self-esteem issues, Janet was most concerned that the home pregnancy test made it very clear that her personal hotel room was now occupado. She […]

Past Imperfect – #426

The lovely evening had been going splendidly until Claudette laughed just a bit too hard and the cauliflower casserole from dinner backfired unexpectedly. Her bloomers billowed, the conversation ceased, the cab driver discreetly rolled down a window before they all perished, and a second date did not transpire… […]

Past Imperfect – #424

In what subsequently proved to be an ill-advised inspiration, Ben and Jean tried spicing up their romantic life by reenacting the German invasion of France. Sadly, Ben arrived home from work early the next afternoon, intent on another incursion, only to find that France was in the midst […]

Past Imperfect – #410

Tony: “After this shoot, I’m never complaining again about how long it takes any of my wives to get ready for dinner at Andre’s.” Jack: “Yes, I suppose this has been a revelation for you. As for me, however, I have always been in touch with my feminine […]

Past Imperfect – #390

The men were spiffily dressed, or at least as much as they could be, and most of them had taken a bath in the preceding week, a sure sign that they were at least minimally invested in attracting a decent woman for a night of slap and tickle… […]