Category: Social Awkwardness

Past Imperfect – #253

  Drunk Lady #1: “This pizza is so good. If the man who invented pizza walked by right now I’d bang him right here on these steps. And then take a nap.” Drunk Lady #2: “I keep missing my mouth. Why is this so hard? Hey, what happened […]

Past Imperfect – #252

Sally: “Isn’t this the best diet ever?” Millie: “The best! You are so smart to think of it. Am I doing it right?” Sally: “Yes, just hold the burger in front of your mouth but DON’T take a bite.” Millie: “Okay, got it. Say, I really like what […]

Past Imperfect – #250

The young men bravely decided to express their love to the rest of the township, bracing for considerable outrage. And there was, mostly from people who couldn’t understand why the hell the boys couldn’t put some damn shoes on a take a proper photograph…  

Past Imperfect – #249

Marina felt very sophisticated in her new party dress, and she imagined what it would be like to attend one of those glamorous dinner parties in New York City. She would be the belle of the ball and let all of the men light her cigarettes and drink […]

Past Imperfect – #237

Josephine really wanted a man in her life, if for no other reason than to make her mother stop asking why she didn’t have such. But truth be told, Josephine was not especially talented at attracting the opposite sex, as evidenced by this alarming photo wherein her choice […]

Past Imperfect – #207

Ava: “Hold up, buster. Don’t be sticking that finger into my cake. I don’t know where it’s been.” Frank: “Come on, doll. We’re married now. For better or for worse, right?” Ava: “That’s just it. I know about your worst. And I know that you’re gonna let other […]

Past Imperfect – #178

Are any of these men able to wear a hat with grace and style? No. Is the happy kindergarten teacher with the six beers an alcoholic? Yes. Is that Sandra Bernhard doing a photo bomb on the right? Quite possibly. Will any of these people remember what they […]

Past Imperfect – #155

Angie really, really wanted to be a flapper, but it turned out that she just really wasn’t all that good at it. Perhaps the first sign of failure was the complete stranger trying to physically restrain her flapping before we were all treated to a rustic tableau that […]