So many things I could say. So many things that I shouldn’t…
Categories: Delusional People
So many things I could say. So many things that I shouldn’t…
Categories: Delusional People
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Delusions of Grand Fir… Boris, left: “Don’t you think it’s time we took the Christmas tree down? It’s mid-March, springtime. We should be planting things, not looking at dried-out shrubbery.” Ginger, right: “Oh, heavens no! Can’t you see that Fluffy really likes living in it? Where will he sleep without the tree?” Boris: “Fluffy is […]
Pretension and Posturing… The Old Oak Cliff Conservation League holds an annual Tour of Homes in our little neck of the woods, an event that is quite popular, with thousands of people plunking down money to analyze and criticize what other people do with their money. The attending crowd is usually an interesting mix […]
On the other side of the wall… Note: The following is an alternate take on the action in the previous post. And yes, this one is twisted. Things happened when you couldn’t leave the house during That Covid Mess… Saffrogette, left: “And then you bounce the ball and you try to grab the jacks before […]
Random Randiness… Note: During the first few crazy months of the Corona Virus Mess, I ran a series of daily posts trying to make light of the matter, despite the actual seriousness of such. (Humor in the dark, so to speak.) This is one of those entries… Babs, left: “Darling, you know we can’t get […]
Note: The following is an excerpt from one of my books-in-progress, a sordid tale of the time when a mass contingent of my family stupidly decided to go on a Carnival Cruise, wherein we were expected to behave in wholesome manner. (This was never going to happen, the wholesomeness, but still.) All you really need […]
We start out with brief shots of a fancy statue, lead singer Darren, some woman hopping off a train and running away like she’s done something naughty, and an impatient man checking his watch while looking darkly handsome. Then we’re back to Darren walking down a street and bursting into song, because that’s something that […]
We start out with a close-up of a billiards ball falling into a side pocket, which could mean absolutely anything, so this is already a tricky video. The camera pans up and then slowly zooms over the pool table so we can see one of The Cars sitting in the distance. We appear to be […]
We start out with lead singer Rob screwing around with a model airplane, using one hand to make it fly over and around the coffee table. (The other hand appears to be busy doing something else, but we won’t really go there.) Then we get a close-up of Rob and that haircut I never understood […]
Okay, we start off in some penthouse living room where people are sitting around and watching- Whoops, now we’re not there anymore. Suddenly, we’re in some type of aircraft and the pilot is either drunk or just very confused as we zip dangerously close to tall buildings in a large city. Then we start seeing […]
Preliminary Note: Just before watching this for the first time, I noticed a YouTube comment from somebody claiming “the fish eating the boat is the best part!”. What the hell? What am I getting into with this one? We start out with the camera focused on an old phonograph, with somebody getting ready to […]
You said exactly what I was thinking.
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It’s rare for me to control my tongue. Unlike the two of them…
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What will they do I wonder, once they realise that their tongues are now stuck to that forever?
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Warm water.
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Momma always said, don’t stick your tongue where you shouldn’t… 😉
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Sound advice!
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Oh, please say it !!!
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For once, I shall be chaste and let the picture tell the story…
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The beauty of brevity is what it leaves to the imagination…
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Wow! That’s surprisingly… um… yeah. Just, wow.
I wonder what her mother thought?
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I could say something really Freudian here, but perhaps we’ll just let things go…
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Those frozen licks will leave you pun-tied.
Those old ads were so much more sedate and subtle when compared with the overt shameless exhibitionism of current marketing. You knew what you buying back then . 😀
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Shameless exhibitionism of current marketing? I simply can’t fathom what you might be inferring. Oh wait, one of my breasts has just strategically sprung free from my dental-floss tube top. Hang on whilst I adjust a bit…
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All that came to my mind was “How unsanitary..” (and some ribald musings about tongue exercises and the good sense in keeping your pie hole liner limber…)
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Given the right circumstances, this could be a fun situation…
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Product Placement! Instead of staid old Coke, there should be a copy of The Happy Hooker. 😳
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The copy of The Happy Hooker was stolen by some guy from Detroit named Rupert. It all went to hell after that…
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