So many things I could say. So many things that I shouldn’t…
Categories: Delusional People
Recent Posts At: Bonnywood Manor
Spontaneous Combustion
Delusions of Grand Fir… Boris, left: “Don’t you think it’s time we took the Christmas tree down? It’s mid-March, springtime. We should be planting things, not looking at dried-out shrubbery.” Ginger, right: “Oh, heavens no! Can’t you see that Fluffy really likes living in it? Where will he sleep without the tree?” Boris: “Fluffy is […]
Life Wiles of the Rich and Heinous
Pretension and Posturing… The Old Oak Cliff Conservation League holds an annual Tour of Homes in our little neck of the woods, an event that is quite popular, with thousands of people plunking down money to analyze and criticize what other people do with their money. The attending crowd is usually an interesting mix […]
Sibling Rivalry and Saucy Revelations
On the other side of the wall… Note: The following is an alternate take on the action in the previous post. And yes, this one is twisted. Things happened when you couldn’t leave the house during That Covid Mess… Saffrogette, left: “And then you bounce the ball and you try to grab the jacks before […]
The Night the Lights Didn’t Go Out in Georgia
Random Randiness… Note: During the first few crazy months of the Corona Virus Mess, I ran a series of daily posts trying to make light of the matter, despite the actual seriousness of such. (Humor in the dark, so to speak.) This is one of those entries… Babs, left: “Darling, you know we can’t get […]
Cleopatra and the Paparazzi
Note: The following is an excerpt from one of my books-in-progress, a sordid tale of the time when a mass contingent of my family stupidly decided to go on a Carnival Cruise, wherein we were expected to behave in wholesome manner. (This was never going to happen, the wholesomeness, but still.) All you really need […]
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Crusty Pie 
You said exactly what I was thinking.
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It’s rare for me to control my tongue. Unlike the two of them…
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What will they do I wonder, once they realise that their tongues are now stuck to that forever?
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Warm water.
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Momma always said, don’t stick your tongue where you shouldn’t… 😉
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Sound advice!
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Oh, please say it !!!
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For once, I shall be chaste and let the picture tell the story…
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The beauty of brevity is what it leaves to the imagination…
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Wow! That’s surprisingly… um… yeah. Just, wow.
I wonder what her mother thought?
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I could say something really Freudian here, but perhaps we’ll just let things go…
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Those frozen licks will leave you pun-tied.
Those old ads were so much more sedate and subtle when compared with the overt shameless exhibitionism of current marketing. You knew what you buying back then . 😀
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Shameless exhibitionism of current marketing? I simply can’t fathom what you might be inferring. Oh wait, one of my breasts has just strategically sprung free from my dental-floss tube top. Hang on whilst I adjust a bit…
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All that came to my mind was “How unsanitary..” (and some ribald musings about tongue exercises and the good sense in keeping your pie hole liner limber…)
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Given the right circumstances, this could be a fun situation…
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Product Placement! Instead of staid old Coke, there should be a copy of The Happy Hooker. 😳
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The copy of The Happy Hooker was stolen by some guy from Detroit named Rupert. It all went to hell after that…
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