So many things I could say. So many things that I shouldn’t…
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Will You Still Love Me, Tomorrow?
I know I’ve been a very bad boy, off doing my own thing and (mostly) ignoring WordPress. It’s been a full two weeks since I’ve posted anything here, and I’m mildly blue about such. That being the case, I thought I’d best share something extra fun (at least in my own mind) to make amends. […]
Matcha, Matcha, Matcha!: The Ways in Which the Characters on “The Brady Bunch” Reflected My Own Warped and Troubled Soul
In a random moment of erratic thinking, I thought it might be fun to compare my own psychological development with a fictional TV family. Here we go… 1. Cindy At first, this little urchin seems to be a non-starter, as we have little in common on the surface. But as I pondered more (there’s always […]
Idiot Fondue: Case Study – #13
Background Note: This is a post from one of my long-abandoned sites wherein I assumed the persona of a pompous therapist and answered “real” questions submitted by the readers. Dear Dr. Brian, Why do people try to put round pegs in square holes? submitted by Serena L. Sweetie, Fess up. Were you drinking when […]
Past Imperfect – #111
Laura thought she had the perfect existence. After all, four suitors were vying for her hand in marriage. Of course, three of them were related, although it wasn’t clear if they were related to her or each other or some combination therein. (This is what happens when the same families live in the same small […]
Down the Rabbit Hole: My Inglorious Attempts at Creating 10-Word Stories
Note: This is a piece I recently shared on Medium, “my other blogging network”… I’ve been tagged a number of times regarding this concept, gentle nudges of inspiration, and I was feeling a bit guilty about ignoring said prompts and not jumping into the fray. And so it came to be, on this otherwise uneventful […]
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Crusty Pie 
You said exactly what I was thinking.
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It’s rare for me to control my tongue. Unlike the two of them…
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What will they do I wonder, once they realise that their tongues are now stuck to that forever?
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Warm water.
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Momma always said, don’t stick your tongue where you shouldn’t… 😉
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Sound advice!
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Oh, please say it !!!
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For once, I shall be chaste and let the picture tell the story…
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The beauty of brevity is what it leaves to the imagination…
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Wow! That’s surprisingly… um… yeah. Just, wow.
I wonder what her mother thought?
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I could say something really Freudian here, but perhaps we’ll just let things go…
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Those frozen licks will leave you pun-tied.
Those old ads were so much more sedate and subtle when compared with the overt shameless exhibitionism of current marketing. You knew what you buying back then . 😀
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Shameless exhibitionism of current marketing? I simply can’t fathom what you might be inferring. Oh wait, one of my breasts has just strategically sprung free from my dental-floss tube top. Hang on whilst I adjust a bit…
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All that came to my mind was “How unsanitary..” (and some ribald musings about tongue exercises and the good sense in keeping your pie hole liner limber…)
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Given the right circumstances, this could be a fun situation…
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Product Placement! Instead of staid old Coke, there should be a copy of The Happy Hooker. 😳
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The copy of The Happy Hooker was stolen by some guy from Detroit named Rupert. It all went to hell after that…
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