Questionable Developments

Past Imperfect – #548

Arrogant Detective: “Are you actually telling me that you can’t identify the person driving this car?”

Frustrated Potential Witness Who Didn’t Really See Anything: “How on earth am I supposed to know that?”

Detective: “Don’t trifle with me. The security camera at Beulah’s Emporium of Wanton Sex Toys captured you in this very spot when the crime was being committed. We know you didn’t do it, because you were making things all about yourself, regurgitating the evening’s libations into the gutter in a careless manner. But the confiscated film clearly shows you looking out into the street at the very moment the shot was fired.”

Witness: “The shot? Please don’t say that word. I’m getting wobbly at the mere mention. I just want to go home and eat an entire pizza before my head explodes.”

Detective: “Again with the self-centeredness. No wonder this country now has an idiot as a president. I should take you in just for being obstinate. You might have avoided jury duty with your weak lie about having to care for an elderly relative that doesn’t exist, but you’re in a pickle now.”

Witness: “Wait, how do you know about my aunt… what did I say her name was?”

Detective: “I know this because everything you’ve ever done is now on the Internet, in full technicolor and bulging with trashy links that you can click on and watch stupid ads for things that you are never going to buy. Say, maybe you should do that so it will jog your fogged memory.”

Witness: “Do what? I am so confused about everything right now. It’s just like my first marriage.”

Detective: “Go on the Internet and see if you can figure out who is driving that car.”

Witness: “But why would I do that? How would I do that? You already said I did nothing wrong and now you want me to decipher something I don’t care about? Why are you doing this to me?”

Detective: “Because this is Bonnywood Manor, where we are all about the trivia. And we know that at least one person reading this post will dig deep and figure out who is driving that Lincoln Continental Landau.”

Witness: “I hate you a little bit right now.”

Detective: “And that reminds me of my first marriage.”

 

Note: Tags that would normally assist you in resolving this mystery are intentionally not being mentioned, because doing so would muck up the challenge. Go forth and click!

 

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    • Now, now, you should always do your civic duty and report at the proper time and place. At least until the point where it comes down to actually being selected for the jury. Then you might need to make things up, just a wee bit…

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  1. Okay, I’ve spent the past hour and 1 drink searching. Got another clue to share? But don’t give me the answer… I’m going to stay away from your comment section and try again tomorrow, 😊

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  2. Isn’t that a chauffeur, not a cop? Um. My head is pounding and my ill advised choice of dinner is threatening to appear for the third time (don’t ask). I’ll come back and ruminate later after I get my hands on some more Immodium and a banana or two…

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