1. The inability to think. It’s hard to concentrate when your eyeballs are sizzling in your skull. When you’re sitting there in the car with your partner, trying not to move because merely blinking your eyes can cause you to break out into a sweat, even with the AC on super max, you don’t need […]
Note: Exactly two years ago, late on the night before an anticipated ruling by the Supreme Court that could potentially change the concept of equality in America, I scribbled out this little parable, with fingers crossed… Mommy: “The end. Now, wasn’t that a lovely fairy tale?” Sally: “Well…” Billy: “I don’t think the Prince is […]
Yes, Colleen was dismayed to learn that her beau had fallen under the spell of that harlot from her Garden Club. Luckily, Colleen had recently installed a lovely contraption wherein all she had to do was pull the rope to her left and the home-wrecking vixen would plummet into the bowels of the Earth. On […]
1. Frigi-Daze The concept of opening the refrigerator and staring forlornly at the contents, unable to make a decision about what it is that you want to shove into your mouth. You know you want something, voices are speaking to you, calling your name, but the language is unclear and not very helpful. You stare […]
On the down side, Natasha never did figure out why men found her intimidating. On the up side, she eventually had a lucrative career as a spokesmodel for a tamale factory in Escondido…
Lilah Jean may never recover.
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But at least she realizes that therapy may be in her future. It’s the first step that’s the hardest…
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Lilah Jean appears to have a bun in the oven, herself…methinks that I detect a ‘baby bump,’ unless that’s just the frightful physique indicative of a non-branching family twig!
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This is what happens when people jack with the noble efforts of Planned Parenthood. Wait, did I say that out loud? Why, yes I did… 😉
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Flattering rompers are akin to mythical creatures like unicorns. Although, there are a lucky few who can pull them off successfully.
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Plot twist if I ever saw one
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I try my best… 😉
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A rock!!!!
but no brick, have another ‘like’, Brian 🙂
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Whew! Thanks, Phil!
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I wondered about the bump too, then I realized it was the time period when women were praised for their natural shape, which includes a bump if they eat anything other than green salads minus dressing.
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Good point. And I’m fascinated with the shoes. I’m sure it will come as no surprise to you that I sported something quite similar when I hit the nightclubs in the early 80s… 😉
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She is rockin that old swimsuit!
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She is VERY proud of her couture.
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Mad Man Muntz had a car stereo store down on tenth and Penn in OKC. There was hot older babe who worked there who looked like Nancy Sinatra, without the boots. So we went as often as we could, I guess they mopped up the drool when we left. They had one of those sound egg chairs. You know, with the speakers in them that made it a giant headphone you wished you could make out with someone in? Why did I think of that? The hot girl, and the tart’s palace wicker chair behind her. I’ll bet there’s an old Victrola just out of our sight…
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I tried to work the wicker chair into the story, but it just wasn’t happening for me. You just provided the missing piece: an old Victrola. Of course, the story would be different, something about lost love and mistaken identity, but at least the chair would be a character…
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No, therapy won’t do it. Drugs will help, but a fashion consultant will fix everything.
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She just needs a stern talking to. And maybe an interruption in her allowance… 😉
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