Odd But Kinda Sexy

Past Imperfect – #427

sr-1427

Kim: “Now, Marlon, let’s not jump to conclusions here.”

Marlon: “How can I not jump? I come home from a hard day’s work of looking sexy as hell on the streets of New Orleans and I find this!”

Kim: “It’s not what you think.”

Marlon: “Well, I think you’ve been to Hobby Lobby again, buying all this cheap plastic crap for projects that you are never going to do. We’ve talked about this. You should never shop at Hobby Lobby because they hate women and are against birth control.”

Kim: “Oh, that’s what you’re thinking. Okay, well, yes, that’s what I did. I went craft shopping. I certainly didn’t slip away to Mardi Gras and bare my breasts just so drunk men could hurl strands of beads my way and I could snatch them up in a fever of validation. Nope, didn’t do that at all.”

Marlon: “Well, I’m cutting you off. No more trips to Hobby Lobby. Now, I’m going to go watch the news coverage of the Mardi Gras parades.”

Kim: “Uh oh.”

 

5 replies »

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.