Vanity

Past Imperfect – #414

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In a moment of hysterical vanity, Portia commissioned a trendy designer to create a dress that would make it look like hundreds of angels were worshipping the success of her low-carb diet. Seven minutes later, a random maidservant pointed out that her couture also looked like hundreds of jellyfish were intent on eating her alive. Portia did not care for this subsequent review, so she fired Michelangelo without compensation and he was forced to accept the pedestrian task of painting the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel…

 

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