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Past Imperfect – #403

SR 1403

Mary: “I’m sorry, what did you say?”

Mirror: “I said that you really shouldn’t leave the house wearing such a mess. Especially if you plan to flop your hands around like that. You’re not six years old anymore, honey.”

Mary: “But I’m America’s Sweetheart!”

Mirror: “Well, you look like America’s Simpleton. Go change. There’s no tea party here, Alice.”

Mary: “But-”

Mirror: “Go!”

 

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