On the down side, Natasha never did figure out why men found her intimidating. On the up side, she eventually had a lucrative career as a spokesmodel for a tamale factory in Escondido…
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Past Imperfect – #308
Corinne: “Go to Hollywood, they said. Become a big star, they promised. And it all worked out for a while, and I got to go to all the right parties. Then some fool invented talking pictures, and overnight my career tanked. Now I’m stuck doing ill-advised publicity shots that make me look like I’m waiting […]
Past Imperfect – #299
Note: For this one to work, you should be aware that Mary Fallin is currently the governor of Oklahoma, and she graduated with honors from the Trump University School of Cultural Demonization and Delusional Hypocrisy. Rachel Maddow is the host of a news program on MSNBC… As little Rachel Maddow walked into the room, […]
The Astounding Aftermath of Poor Choices in Dimly Lit Places: The Cars – “Drive”
Another music video review, this one indirectly inspired by Lisa at “All About Life”… We start out with a close-up of a billiards ball falling into a side pocket, which could mean absolutely anything, so this is already a tricky video. The camera pans up and then slowly zooms over the pool table so […]
Past Imperfect – #569
Henry: “I yearn for you desperately.” Barbara: “How touching. But as you can see by the perfect curl artfully-arranged on my forehead, I’m not particularly fond of touching. Because it might jack with the curl and I spent far too much time in makeup for such a thing to happen.” Henry: “It’s not your upper […]
Friday Night Clam Bake – #18: Paradise by the Transistor Radio Light
So, it has come to my attention (mainly because I was bored and trying to delete older, no-longer-needed files so my laptop would quit advising me that my storage capacity was at Defcon-4) that it has been nearly a year since I did one of these Clam Bakes. This is clearly wretched malfeasance on my […]
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Okay, well yay. She is clearly preparing.
Hilarious.
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Everyone is eventually good at something, right? 😉
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PS- Escondido is near The Holler. I will visit the tamales tomorrow. Or, maybe, the next day…..
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And, of course, my twisted mind immediately thinks… hmmm… “Holler Escondido” would a great character name in a psychological thriller set in a small Arizona town.. 😉
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Well, this pretty well wraps up this story.
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I sort of set myself up for that one, didn’t I?…. 😉
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She’s thinking of that sweet, sweet, sterling-silver syringe that she got from Sears & Roebuck…she clearly shot some smack before the photo-shoot! Now, she’s wanting more…
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LOL! She’s clearly been doing something that she really shouldn’t have. Or at least she didn’t do whatever it was the RIGHT WAY… 😉
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