On the down side, Natasha never did figure out why men found her intimidating. On the up side, she eventually had a lucrative career as a spokesmodel for a tamale factory in Escondido…
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Communique from Cómpeta – #15
Reporter: “Excuse me, but I’m looking for Brian of Bonnywood.” Jean: “Oh. Well, you won’t find him here.” Reporter: “But my sources tell me that Brian is staying at this villa while he’s in Spain. Did I make a wrong turn somewhere?” Jean: “Honey, we all make wrong turns all the time. That’s why alcohol […]
Communique from Cómpeta – #14
Pablo de Pato stepped out of his mountainside enclave and gasped. Far down the slope, in the Villa at the edge of his kingdom, he could detect movement. People movement. How could this be? After the Great Insurrection of 2018, wherein Pablo’s warriors had soundly trounced the invading foreigners from England and America, he had […]
Communique from Cómpeta – #13
Well, weren’t quite in Cómpeta at the time of this photo. We were at the airport in Malaga. Due to mildly-complicated traveling arrangements, it was necessary that Partner and I loiter on the premises for six hours until our cohorts in crime arrived from England. We innocently thought this would only be a minor inconvenience, […]
20 Reasons Why I Wanted to Idiot-Slap the Annoying People on the Flight Back from Cozumel
This Year’s discloscure: I realize I just posted this last year, but since we’re headed to Spain once again, well… Last year’s disclosure: We’re actually flying TO Spain and not FROM Mexico later today, but I thought this little rant from years ago was still appropriate. After all, some things never change. Enjoy. 1. […]
The Grand Tour: Flashback #5 – Ladies and the Tramps
And so it was that we found ourselves in Amsterdam, a city full of very interesting and liberal entertainment choices. We spent the first day taking advantage of many of those opportunities. (No, not that one, for those in the know. Nothing against it, mind you, but we were so busy scurrying about that there […]
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Okay, well yay. She is clearly preparing.
Hilarious.
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Everyone is eventually good at something, right? 😉
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PS- Escondido is near The Holler. I will visit the tamales tomorrow. Or, maybe, the next day…..
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And, of course, my twisted mind immediately thinks… hmmm… “Holler Escondido” would a great character name in a psychological thriller set in a small Arizona town.. 😉
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Well, this pretty well wraps up this story.
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I sort of set myself up for that one, didn’t I?…. 😉
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She’s thinking of that sweet, sweet, sterling-silver syringe that she got from Sears & Roebuck…she clearly shot some smack before the photo-shoot! Now, she’s wanting more…
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LOL! She’s clearly been doing something that she really shouldn’t have. Or at least she didn’t do whatever it was the RIGHT WAY… 😉
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