On the down side, Natasha never did figure out why men found her intimidating. On the up side, she eventually had a lucrative career as a spokesmodel for a tamale factory in Escondido…
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Scotch on the Rocks (An Impromptu Scotch the Cat Retrospective)
A shocking example of climate change, through the eyes of a feline… Hi, People with two legs! It’s me, Scotch the cat. I’m on Daddy’s toplap again, the thing I’m not supposed to be on, like the kitchen table and stuff that can break, but I don’t think he really cares right now. He’s […]
Present Tense – #4 (An Impromptu Scotch the Cat Retrospective)
It was an innocent afternoon, initially. I hadn’t really planned on anything extraordinary happening, as it was a rather mundane Wednesday and the highlight of said day (the lawn service showing up to pitifully attempt to make our heat-scorched Texas yard exude some sign of life) had already come and gone. The rest of the […]
Scotch the Cat Discusses the Big People and Their Drinking Games
Hi, everybody! It’s me again, playing on Daddy’s toplap because he’s in the Food Room trying to make a breakfast burrito. He’ll be in there a while, because he makes them extra special and puts lots of stuff in them, stuff that I can barely smell before I get shooed away, and it takes him […]
I Know I’m Not Supposed to Touch This (An Impromptu Scotch the Cat Retrospective)
Note: After perusing the comments on the previous post, I’ve decided to resuscitate some of the Scotch stories. I’m not sure how many I’ll share, but I promise to stop just shy of everyone getting sick of yet another tale of feline follies. Enjoy. Hi Daddy, This is Scotch. Well, I think I’m Scotch. […]
Ghosts of Bonnywood
A long time ago and very far away, before people began paraphrasing the opening line from Star Wars because they couldn’t come up with their own introduction, there was a website. This website was created by someone who didn’t have the first clue on how to create websites, and thusly there was some degree of […]
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Okay, well yay. She is clearly preparing.
Hilarious.
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Everyone is eventually good at something, right? 😉
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PS- Escondido is near The Holler. I will visit the tamales tomorrow. Or, maybe, the next day…..
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And, of course, my twisted mind immediately thinks… hmmm… “Holler Escondido” would a great character name in a psychological thriller set in a small Arizona town.. 😉
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Well, this pretty well wraps up this story.
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I sort of set myself up for that one, didn’t I?…. 😉
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She’s thinking of that sweet, sweet, sterling-silver syringe that she got from Sears & Roebuck…she clearly shot some smack before the photo-shoot! Now, she’s wanting more…
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LOL! She’s clearly been doing something that she really shouldn’t have. Or at least she didn’t do whatever it was the RIGHT WAY… 😉
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