On the down side, Natasha never did figure out why men found her intimidating. On the up side, she eventually had a lucrative career as a spokesmodel for a tamale factory in Escondido…
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Communique from Cómpeta – #22
Our journeys are filled with chances Doorways to not now Some taken, some ignored, some slammed Some never noticed Until the clarity of time reveals the miss Is it fair, at this point, any point To wonder about the branches Ponder the paths pursued and passed What slipped away on a random day Swirling into […]
Sunday in the Park with Brian: Therapy Session #4 (The “Lost in Translation” Version)
Note: This is a flashback post from our first trip to Spain, years ago. Hopefully, the statute of limitations has run out on any crimes that we may have committed… We’re still traipsing around the Andalusian countryside, avoiding any degree of responsible behavior as well as local authorities, so I don’t have quite the time […]
Past Imperfect – #498
Gary, left: “Is that someone at the door? Are you expecting anyone?” Ann, right: “Of course not. I have no idea who it is. And I didn’t sleep with the vacuum cleaner salesman.” Gary: “That seems like a lot of information to share when a simple ‘no’ would have been sufficient.” Ann: “I’m sorry, dear. […]
Past Imperfect – #176
Clark, left: “Okay, are you ready to do this scene?” Jean, right: “I think so. But can I say that you really look a lot hotter here than you will in that Gone with the Wind mess you’ll make in a few years?” Clark: “Of course you can say that. I love myself. Why would […]
Past Imperfect – #242
“The only thing that can possibly explain this scene is the now-empty enormous coffee cup in the lower right…” Suddenly, someone stomped into my home office. I cannot name this person because said person is one of those family members who does not care to be mentioned in my stories. I’d give this person a […]
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Crusty Pie 
Okay, well yay. She is clearly preparing.
Hilarious.
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Everyone is eventually good at something, right? 😉
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PS- Escondido is near The Holler. I will visit the tamales tomorrow. Or, maybe, the next day…..
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And, of course, my twisted mind immediately thinks… hmmm… “Holler Escondido” would a great character name in a psychological thriller set in a small Arizona town.. 😉
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Well, this pretty well wraps up this story.
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I sort of set myself up for that one, didn’t I?…. 😉
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She’s thinking of that sweet, sweet, sterling-silver syringe that she got from Sears & Roebuck…she clearly shot some smack before the photo-shoot! Now, she’s wanting more…
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LOL! She’s clearly been doing something that she really shouldn’t have. Or at least she didn’t do whatever it was the RIGHT WAY… 😉
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