Past Imperfect – #397

SR 1397

Photographer: “Was there an issue with the mascara?”

Model: “No, there was an issue with the cellophane. I look like an Easter basket on morphine.”

Photographer: “Ah. Well, that’s just how we do business in America. We package things up real pretty and hope nobody pays any attention to what’s really inside. Now, just relax and let’s get this done as quickly as possible and then we can go take a shower to wash off the shame.”

Model: “How can I relax when I’ve got jellybeans in my crack?”

Photographer: “Honey, if you want to survive in the movie business, the jellybeans are the least of your worries.”


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