Carole first realized that perhaps she had gotten off at the wrong subway stop when that bitchy little girl from The Exorcist began waving about a crucifix…
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Past Imperfect – #465
These were considered appropriate Halloween costumes in the early 1900s. How can you sleep peacefully after seeing this? No wonder Sigmund Freud was in his heyday during this time. (Sometimes a cigar is just a woman exploding out of a giant mushroom whilst a forefather of Duck Dynasty squats on a log and continues to […]
Past Imperfect – #289
Mop-Etta: “Do you really love me?” Gene: “With all of my heart, because that’s what the lyrics in this song say.” Mop-Etta: “But you understand that we can never have children because, well, I don’t have any lower organs.” Gene: “It doesn’t matter, my floor-cleansing beauty. We can always adopt. I’m sure there’s an abandoned […]
Past Imperfect – #476
Mary, left: “Why on earth are you banging on my door at such a socially-unacceptable hour?” Bette, right: “Don’t play coy with me. I’ve known for months that my husband has been cheating on me. I just didn’t know where or who, so I hired a detective and he phoned me just minutes ago to […]
Intermission #3: Momentary Lapses
The doorbell rings. Terry opens the door to find Little Tiffy standing there. “Can Brian come out to play?” “No.” “Why not?” “Because he’s busy.” “Doing what?” “I don’t know. Some kind of writing project thing.” “What’s that?” “A writing project. Where he writes. What grade are you in?” “I’m not supposed to give personal […]
Great Balls of Fire: 10 Things I Learned About Wearing Contacts for the First Time
Note: Okay, fessing a little, I DID try wearing contacts way back in the day, like 1983, when they were these hard, inflexible buttons that you basically had to glue to your eyeball and you couldn’t really close your eyelids comfortably when they hit that damn speed bump. Did NOT have a good experience, […]
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I think she’s doomed.
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I love her pose. “I might be going down, but I’m going to look fashionable while I do it….”
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Or, she’s thinking: “If I cross my legs just so, I won’t pee myself with fear…”
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Whatever her plan, she definitely shouldn’t take the handcuffs being proffered by the shadow demon… 😉
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