Carole first realized that perhaps she had gotten off at the wrong subway stop when that bitchy little girl from The Exorcist began waving about a crucifix…
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10 Reasons Why Pizza Is Good For You
1. It’s round. This is a relatively safe shape. There are generally no sharp edges where you can accidentally slice open an artery, and that’s always a good thing. Now, there is a minimal amount of inherent danger if your pizza is not already pre-sliced when you attack it. Do not hand the little death-wheel […]
Past Imperfect – #403
Mary Pickford: “I’m sorry, what did you say?” Mirror: “I said that you really shouldn’t leave the house wearing such a mess. Especially if you plan to flop your hands around like that. You’re not six years old anymore, honey.” Mary: “But I’m America’s Sweetheart!” Mirror: “Well, you look like America’s Simpleton. Go change. There’s […]
20 Self-Help Books That Somebody Really, Really Needs To Write
1. “How to Remove Your Head from Your Ass Using Common Household Items” 2. “The Margarita-Based Diet” 3. “He’s So Completely Not into You That He’s Moving to Another Planet” 4. “Chicken Soup for the Soulless” 5. “The Five Best Ways to Keep People from Slapping You” 6. “Depression: How to Tell the Difference between […]
Past Imperfect – #96
Noel began to wonder if his marriage was on the rocks once his wife began to taunt him with smoking implements during breakfast. Naturally, this prospect initially troubled him, as divorces could prove rather tiresome, what with lawyers poking around in bank accounts and hurtful but true accusations being flung about in a heated courtroom. […]
10 Items on the Menu at the Neurotica Cafe
Here at the Neurotica Café, we offer a full dining experience to ensure that you have the most emotionally-appropriate meal you have ever had. We accept all major credit cards and most insurance plans. Reservations are strongly suggested, both mentally and physically. 1. The Passive-Aggressive Patty Melt The server will lovingly take your order, […]
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I think she’s doomed.
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I love her pose. “I might be going down, but I’m going to look fashionable while I do it….”
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Or, she’s thinking: “If I cross my legs just so, I won’t pee myself with fear…”
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Whatever her plan, she definitely shouldn’t take the handcuffs being proffered by the shadow demon… 😉
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