Social Awkwardness

Past Imperfect – #358

SR 1358

Mae: “You know, something just occurred to me.”

Jimmy: “And what are your thoughts, my special lady of the evening? Are you rapturously satisfied after my stellar boudoir performance?”

Mae: “Oh. Did we have sex? I didn’t realize. Perhaps I was distracted.”

Jimmy: “Surely you are at least in awe of my physical anatomy, especially the part that reminds you of Trigger.”

Mae: “Well, I can’t really say that horses came to mind. Inchworms, maybe.”

Jimmy: “Then what are you possibly wondering about?”

Mae: “Do we have the same hairstylist?”

 

3 replies »

    • And then there’s the unsatisfying aspect that being that close to someone makes it look like they only have one eye, which just doesn’t bode well for further erotic rompings. Unless that’s your thing…

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