Questionable Developments

Past Imperfect – #354

SR 1354

It was a Sisterhood Rule understood by all conscientious women: If you suddenly realize that everyone in your entourage has failed miserably with their coiffures for the day, you must divert attention from your follicular tragedies by engaging in inexplicable behavior. In this case, the members of the Zeta Beta Upsilon sorority thought it best that they should all straddle an enormous block of ice in the middle of a golf course and act like they have never done anything more satisfying, ever. Of course, this poor career choice also led to the sisters being considered “frigid” at the social mixer later that evening, due to the unexpected chastity belts that arose from their ill-considered group decision to play squat-tag with a frozen paramour…

 

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