Unexpected Developments

Past Imperfect – #326

SR 1326

Mae: “What do you mean you don’t know what to do?”

Buck: “Your foot is stuck in the drain. Why did you call me? I sell ice cream. Did you get hungry while you were waiting for someone who can actually help you to get here?”

Mae: “You’re a man, for God’s sake. Do something.”

Buck: “You got a chainsaw?”

Mae: “Very funny. Look, if you help me out, I’ll make it worth your while. I can show you a good time. I got moves.”

Buck: “Like the move you made climbing up on that stool and shoving your foot where it doesn’t belong? That’s attractive.”

Mae: “Come on, give a girl a break. I gotta get back to the diner and sling some more hash.”

Buck: “Well, maybe we could loosen it up somehow. You got any bacon grease?”

Mae: “Whaddya want that for?”

Buck: “It’ll help things slide in and out easier.”

Mae: “Oh. And if we move it up and down enough times it’ll pop like a cork.”

Director: “Cut!”

Mae: “Thank God. I still don’t understand the dialogue in that scene.”

Director: “You guys just had sex.”

Buck: “We did?”

Director: “Yeah. But we can’t show it. This is just how we get past the censors.”


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    • Oh my, this is something of a dilemma. I’m very pleased that we might be sharing the same brain waves. At the same time, I’m horrified that we might be sharing the same brain waves, because I wander off into the forest a lot, and I don’t want to be responsible for someone getting lost there, both of us shivering and wondering why we didn’t just stick to the main road where they have a decent Hilton. The only thing we can do is brace ourselves and see what the future brings… 😉

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