Past Imperfect – #252

SR 1252

Sally: “Isn’t this the best diet ever?”

Millie: “The best! You are so smart to think of it. Am I doing it right?”

Sally: “Yes, just hold the burger in front of your mouth but DON’T take a bite.”

Millie: “Okay, got it. Say, I really like what you did with your head scarf. It’s super cute.”

Sally: “Yours is cute, too! It looks so much better hanging on that side of your head instead of the other side.”

Millie: “Oh no! Some grease just dripped into my mouth!”

Sally: “That’s okay. You only get calories if you chew.”

The Ukulele: “Dear God. Just take me now. I’m begging you.”


2 replies »

    • Yep, same here. It would be nice if someone could come up with a diet that is reality-based instead of focused on obscure, questionable principles. (“If you avoid white bread, you can be a supermodel!”) Of course, my inability to not eat any available cheese in a 5-mile radius throws a wrench into any diet that might be proffered… 😉


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