Past Imperfect – #189

SR 1189

I tried to wash that man right out of my hair, but I ran into a few complications: One, I couldn’t find the right shampoo at Walgreen’s. (Exactly what ingredient should you look for? Essence of man-gone? Somebody needs to write a brochure about this.) Two, I never do anything unless I’m in full makeup, so it was kind of hard to direct the shower spray without destroying my foundation. (Why can’t plumbers design a contraption that helps a woman feel beautiful even when she’s rinsing off the crustiness of last night’s shouldn’t-have-done-that?) And three, I was completely distracted by the realization that I have an amazingly robust left bicep. (I don’t know what I did to get such a thing, but apparently I did it a lot…)


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    • Hey Flop,

      I am humbled that I finally broke the chain of boringness. Welcome to the neighborhood! Now run tell all your friends about it. And thanks for the kudos on the blog name. I found the pie pan in a dusty antique store outside of Houston, shoved to the back of a shelf, all forlorn. I took one look at it and immediately knew I had to use it in my next blog project, somehow, someway. I giddily ran to the check-out counter where the clerk’s enthusiasm clearly did not match mine… 😉


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