Past Imperfect – #127

Collection Christophel

Gary: “Why are we touching noses? Do I even know you?”

Barbara:  “I just wanted to thank you for saving me when I was trapped in that evil garbage disposal.”

Gary: “Well, your screams were getting on my nerves, I had to do something.”

Barbara: “I do have to admit, the whirring blades made me a wee bit horny.”

Gary: “It’s 1941. We aren’t allowed to be horny in America at this time. We have to wait for J. Edgar Hoover to pass away.”

Barbara: “I bet he’d like to wear my dress. And be rescued by you.”

Director: “CUT! Where the hell is the scriptwriter?”



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