Past Imperfect – #35

SR 1035

Lady on the left: “Why does my head look photo-shopped before Photo Shop was invented?” Lady in the middle: “Why does my right hand look like it belongs in a Bela Lugosi movie?” Lady on the right: “I’m sleeping with the producer, he paid the photographer to jack this up for both of you, and I’m now getting top billing in the movie.” [Drops mic.] Lady on the left: “But I still have the prettiest slipper, right?”


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